Forget the pizza. This MILF is hungry for wang.

Forget the pizza. This M.I.L.F. is hungry for weenie.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British MILF, instructs two larger than average Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery guy arrives, that babe comes to a completion she’d rather have his 10-Pounder than dinner.

This babe invites him in and opens the pizza box, checking for artichokes.

“I’m sure there’s smth I could choke on,” she says. “Come with me.”

The thing is, this chab doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word this babe says…until she says, “I would really love to copulate you.” “Fuck” is one of those words everybody understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where that babe sucks his jock, hops on top of it, rides it hard and jacks him onto her glamorous face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that’s what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza delivery chaps for? To fuck hot M.I.L.F.S.. At least that is the impression I’ve gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.

Fast poll: Who acquires more porn pussy?

A. Pizza delivery boyz
B. Cable lads
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians

Besides, about Pandora. She’s from Luton, which is north of London. She is a Mom and grandmother. This babe works in wedding planning. She’s divorced. She’s a swinger. She loves men who wear suits. We identified her on Twitter. The unsurpassable job she is ever had?

“Shooting for u, certainly!”

Of course!

The almost any excellent job for fellows who wanna have sex with porn HORNY HOUSEWIVES? My vote goes to pizza delivery boyz.

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