We asked Billi Bardot, a 41-year-old, gigantic breasted super-mom from North Carolina, if this babe ever noticed that her kids’ friends used to hang around her abode a lot.
“That has been a problem,” Billi told. “My oldest son did not care for that very much. Our house has always been the hangout abode, and I prefer to know what my kids are doing and who they’re doing it with, so we always had a house full of kids, but one day, I was taking slits without the oven, and my son yells at his son, I guess they were 15 at the time, ‘Are you looking at my Mamma?’ And that caused a little bit of a problem. My son hit him. There was blood!”
There’s no blood in this pictorial, Billi’s second screw at 40SomethingMag.com. Her son’s not around, so Billi takes matters and her son’s friend’s weenie into her own hands…and throat and snatch. This ladies man cums all over her scones.
What do you like most about having large hooters?
Billi: I don’t even notice ’em most of the time. I just adore how they’re comfortable and squashy, and when I’m bored, I always have smth to do. I always have somewhere to put a drink. They come in handy. I was in a home improvement store and carrying around a Red Bull and I did not have anywhere to put it whilst I looked at stuff, so I just rammed it right there.
And all of a sudden there were a bunch of boys around you trying to help you out.
Billi: That kinda happens at Home Depot and Loews. They kinda chase me around, waiting.
When was the final time you were in a store that you had to await to be helped?
Billi: I don’t think I’ve ever had to wait to be helped.
In this scene, Billi helps herself.